Encase you were wondering

I've decided to post the text of the Ten Commandments from the Bible, provided in English, using the Orthodox translation and formatting I found on Wikipedia. Various religions and denominations group the commandments differently. If you're curious enough, you can check them out for yourself by following this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Commandments

The Ten Commandments:

1. I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me
2. Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
5. Honor thy Father and Mother
6. Thou shalt not murder
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness
10. Thou shalt not covet

These shouldn't be too hard for anyone to remember or follow.

Ten Commandments... ummmm? Hilarious & Sad.

This is the first posting I've made in a long time. Nobody has heard from me in a while. I'm too busy sinking into a massive depression while job hunting. But while I'm doing that, you can watch this video clip from Comedy Central.

Have fun, and wish me luck in my job search. I have to find a job soon. There's no reason why I shouldn't be able to. I'm much smarter than the Congressman being interviewed by Colbert in this clip.